im hungry folks
Hi, hungry folks. I’m dad.
Hi Angry, I’m Dad
HOW MANY DADS DO I HAVE
My friend once made brownies that tasted so good i got an erection and I had to sit down and think about my life choices
i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
what the fuck
What in the actual fuck?
My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…
serious mind fuck
Gets me every time
This is genius.
every single person in the world has to see this
i have noticed a lot of ppl say that they are ‘balling’ their eyes out and do not realize that they actually mean ‘bawling’ unless they truly are ballin that hard but idk i have my doubts