when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
Happy Holidays from the Disney Parks!
THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????
i’m pretty sure they’re just pregnant but ye
NO THEY AREN’T EVEN PREGNANT THEY’RE DESERT RAIN FROGS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THIS
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee